Author: BJ Harvey
Published: November 25th
She watched her best friend find her superhero.
Now she wants her turn.
Despite a run of bad dates with Mr.
Wrong, Mr. Boring, Mr. Bad Breath, Mr. Grabby Hands, and even Mr. Say I Love You
After One Date To Get Into Your Pants, Kate McGuinness is more determined than
ever to find the one.
Having tried everything else, she turns to the internet in a last
ditch attempt to find her elusive prince.
But Kate doesn’t want an everyday, run of the mill
love.
She wants the kind of love that makes your heart skip a beat.
The kind of love that makes you dance in the rain and bottle up the sunset. The once
in a lifetime kind of love that authors write about, musicians sing about, and lovers
dream about.
Could a certain police officer in training, who has come to her
rescue in the past, be the one to swoop in and save her heart?
What if the love Kate desperately seeks has been in front of
her the whole time?
She just needs to open her eyes to see it... </
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*Disclaimer: This book contains
a hot as hell stripper with a penchant for public sex and exhibitionism who may
or may not succeed in bringing out the inner firecracker in all of us. Oh, and don't
forget the batteries.*
Letting out a huge sigh, I realize that I’m spending another night sitting at home
by myself at...yep 10 p.m., and drowning my sorrows about the sorry state of my
love life. Granted, Roger was just my first online date, but if he’s anything to go by, I
should be running for the hills. Or the nearest convent. If I wasn’t so determined to
give it a real shot, I’d be closing up shop now, resigning myself to a single life with
lots of cats, and being aunty to Mac and Daniel’s kids.
But that’s definitely not what I want, and I’m determined, so I grab the laptop off the coffee table in front of me and boot it up, bringing up the Chicago Singles website and logging in. I see a reminder that my date with Roger has come and gone. How insightful, little website. Can you also tell when the date is full of shit and boring as hell because that could have saved me a hell of a lot of effort!
I check to see whether Boring Roger has rated our date yet, and almost spit out my mouthful of wine when I see he rated it four out of five hearts. What the fuck! He must be more deluded that I thought. That date was a dull as dishwater. The only thing exciting about it was my brief encounter with Zander across the bar. And as embarrassing as that was, he still managed to get a way hotter response from my body than Roger could ever achieve.
But that’s definitely not what I want, and I’m determined, so I grab the laptop off the coffee table in front of me and boot it up, bringing up the Chicago Singles website and logging in. I see a reminder that my date with Roger has come and gone. How insightful, little website. Can you also tell when the date is full of shit and boring as hell because that could have saved me a hell of a lot of effort!
I check to see whether Boring Roger has rated our date yet, and almost spit out my mouthful of wine when I see he rated it four out of five hearts. What the fuck! He must be more deluded that I thought. That date was a dull as dishwater. The only thing exciting about it was my brief encounter with Zander across the bar. And as embarrassing as that was, he still managed to get a way hotter response from my body than Roger could ever achieve.
BJ HARVEY QUICK FIRE
INTERVIEW
Ice cream or Cake? Ice cream cake
Sports car or motorbike? Motorbike
Whips or Handcuffs? Handcuffs
Top or Bottom? Bottom
Snow or Sea? Snow
Lean or Muscled men? Muscled
High Heels or Flats? Flats
Front Or Back Door? Front
Short and Fat or Long and Thin? Long and fat
Lights on or Off? Either or
Batman or Superman? SUPERMAN hello?!?
Boxers or Briefs? Boxers
Tattoo’s or Piercings? Tattoos
Money or Love? Love
Blonde or Brunette? Brunette
Forks or Spoons? Spoons
Drummers or Guitarists? Guitarists
Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
Sausage or eggs? Eggs
Bath or Shower? Shower
Outside or Inside? Inside
Spanx or Spanking? Spanx
Hugs or Kisses? Kisses
Slow or Fast? Fast
Sunrise or Sunset? Sunset
Cats or Dogs? Dogs
Smart Suit or ripped jeans? Smart Suit
Indie Author hailing from the most beautiful country in the world, New Zealand.
Avid reader, television watcher, and facebooker. Having been writing off and on
for a long time but started writing fiction in 2012. I love music too, like REALLY
love music, if there isn't music playing, something is wrong. And it’s a wide range of
music too, I might surprise you.
I'm a wife to one husband, mother of two gorgeous girls, self-employed doing
communications and business consulting as well as studying accounting full time.
Addicted to energy drinks, chocolate, cronuts, Vampire Diaries and pickles with
mustard.
OTHER WORKS OF BJ HARVEY
TEMPORARY BLISS (BLISS #1)
LOST IN DISTRACTION
LOST FOR YOU
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